decomfortable:

I want money

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power

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and glory

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(via sober-life666)

roboticdreams:

ah april fools. yes let us engage in human acts of humor and good-natured trickery together. i shall begin. i am actually a robot. ha ha! that was a funny joke i just told with no truth to it whatsoever. there is certainly no reason for you to suspect otherwise *nervous whirring sounds* we are having human fun yes

(via jobforafuckboy)

misfit-pirate-ship:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

me in the grocery store when my mom escapes

escapes

backpat:

People who unfollow you after you follow them backimage

(via hotboyproblems)